"Come unto these yellow sands, And then take hands: Courtsied when you have, and kiss'd The wild waves whist."

"Thou shalt be both the plaintiff and the judge of thine own cause."

"When he is best, he is a little worse than a man; and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast."

"Present fears are less than horrible imaginings."

"Nothing will come of nothing."

"This England never did, nor never shall, Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror."

"If you go in for argument, take care of your temper. Your logic, if you have any, will take care of itself."

"I learned an important lesson in the art of debate. Present your argument clearly, arm yourself with cutting wit and of course, bob and weave!"

"No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other."

"The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion."

"It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument."

"I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me."