"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."

"Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long."

"Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig."

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them."

"A man never stands as tall as when he kneels to help a child."

"I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving."

"Teaching is as sacred as priesthood. If one has not the concern for humanity, the love of living creatures, the vision of the priest and artist, he must not teach."

"If indeed you must be candid, be candid beautifully."

"Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own."

"Weather is a great bluffer. I guess the same is true of our human society -- things can look dark, then a break shows in the clouds, and all is changed."