"The music at a wedding procession always reminds me of the music of soldiers going into battle."

"One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged."

"Where they have burned books, they will end in burning human beings. (Dort, wo man B??cher verbrennt, verbrennt man am Ende auch Menschen)"

"He only profits from praise who values criticism."

"Dieu me pardonnera. C'est son m'etier (God will forgive me. It's his profession)"

"There are more fools in the world than there are people."

"To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure."

"Living in the ocean means never having to salt your food."

"It is remarkable how similar the pattern of love is to the pattern of insanity."

"The noblest of men deserves not the weakest of women."

"ELOQUENCE, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white."

"Sleep after toil, port after stormy seas, ease after war, death after life does greatly please."