"I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget."

"My intent is simply to know my material so well that I'm very comfortable with it. Confidence, not perfection, is the goal."

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."

"Everyone's a hero in their own way, in their own not that heroic way."

"The important is not so much that every child should be taught, as that every child should be given the wish to learn."

"Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair."

"One act of beneficence, one act of real usefulness, is worth all the abstract sentiment in the world. Sentiment is a disgrace, instead of an ornament, unless it lead us to good actions."

"There's no bottom, none, in my voluptuousness: Your wives, your daughters, your matrons and your maids, could not fill up the cistern of my lust."

"Men have been wise in many different modes; but they have always laughed the same way."

"Time can burn. Time can hurt. But it can also purify. It can chase away shadows. It can melt the coldest heart."

"Disney, of course, has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor, he just tears him up."

"MONARCHICAL GOVERNMENT, n. Government."