"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."

"Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long."

"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."

"The turtle lives 'twixt plated decksWhich practically conceal its sex.I think it clever of the turtleIn such a fix to be so fertile."

"Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long."

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad."

"Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as raven's claws."

"If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself, then make that change."

"Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God."

"Duty is ours, results are God's."

"When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his character, I say, 'It's in the script.' If he says, 'But what's my motivation?, ' I say, 'Your salary.'"