"The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them we are missing."

"My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized bed."

"Having a dream is what keeps you alive. Overcoming the challenges make life worth living."

"A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for some propriety of felicity justifying the intrusion."

"A man is the sum of his actions, of what he has done, of what he can do, nothing else."

"Conventionality is not morality. Self-righteousness is not religion. To attack the first is not to assail the last."

"The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved."

"Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted."

"You only live once but if you work it right, once is enough."

"Fish and visitors smell in three days."