"There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction."

"Repulsion is the sentry that guards the gate to all that we most desire."

"I don't do drugs. I am drugs."

"The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad"

"The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant."

"Have no fear of perfection -- you will never reach it."

"The first thing a girl hopes for from the garden of love is at least one carat."

"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it."

"Never ascribe to an opponent motives meaner than your own."

"The proof of a poet is that his country absorbs him as affectionately as he has absorbed it."

"If you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk, stick a dozen colleagues' initials on 'em, and pass them along. When in doubt, route."

"The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing. Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands."