"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."

"There's a great woman behind every idiot."

"Just turn left at Greenland..."

"Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted."

"If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace."

"Life is what happens while you are making other plans."

"We most often go astray on a well trodden and much frequented road."

"We must beat the iron while it is hot, but we may polish it at leisure."

"Laws are sand, customs are rock. Laws can be evaded and punishment escaped but an openly transgressed custom brings sure punishment."

"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."

"That's how my life is now: I'm walking without fear, and if there are mistakes to be made, I'll make them, learn from them, and keep going."

"Do not hold as gold all that shines as gold."