"Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover."

"I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich."

"What if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder."

"Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix."

"If money is the root of all evil, then why do we have to have jobs?"

"I'll keep it short and sweet -- Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business."

"The forces of good and evil are working within and around me, I must choose, and in a free will universe I do have a choice."

"Take away the miseries and you take away some folks' reason for living."

"The customer doesn't expect everything will go right all the time; the big test is what you do when things go wrong."

"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair."

"Seek freedom and become captive of your desires, seek discipline and find your liberty."

"Ask yourself: Have you been kind today? Make kindness your daily modus operandi and change your world."