"Maybe someday I'll be able to shoot a film I'm proud of."

"So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause."

"Archaeology is the search for fact... not truth. If it's truth you're looking for, Dr. Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall."

"Look at this. It's worthless - ten dollars from a vendor in the street. But I take it, I bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless."

"We find no evidence that Congress intended to modify the nostrum to read, 'crime does not pay, except for attorney's fees.'"

"Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you're being had."

"If you're trying to take a roomful of people by surprise, it's a lot easier to hit your targets if you don't yell going through the door."

"The Universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper."

"I鈥檒l fight when needed, revel when there鈥檚 an occasion, mourn when there is grief, and die if my time comes鈥?but I won鈥檛 let anyone use me against my will."

"He who hesitates is sometimes saved."