"The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes."

"Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles."

"The truth is more important than the facts."

"Television: chewing gum for the eyes."

"I believe in God, only I spell it Nature."

"Form follows function-that has been misunderstood. Form and function should be one, joined in a spiritual union."

"Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home."

"Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work."

"Television is a new medium. It's called a medium because nothing is well-done."

"Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other."

"If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives."

"The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel."