"'Coolidge is dead' 'How could they tell?"

"If they laid all the coeds from Yale end to end...I wouldn't be surprised."

"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised."

"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."

"I'm never going to be famous. I don't do anything, not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more."

"A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika."

"Observe your enemies for they first find out your faults."

"I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive."

"As for you, your happiness is complete; it remains merely to enjoy it. And to become perfectly happy you are in need of nothing more than to know how to be satisfied with being so."

"Archaeology is the search for fact... not truth. If it's truth you're looking for, Dr. Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall."

"All governments eventually lean further and further towards aristocracy."

"Everybody should be able to make some music...That's the cosmic dance!"