"Gerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off."

"In one celebrated incident, 300 members of Church of the New Song requested $6000 worth of filet mignon and Harvey's Bristol Cream for a crucial religious ceremony at the federal prison in Atlanta."

"I believe that its most important function is in the formation of attachment. If we did not suffer enough loss to fear it, we could not love intensely."

"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."

"I propose getting rid of conventional armaments and replacing them with reasonably priced hydrogen bombs that would be distributed equally throughout the world."

"I like to play saxophone because you don't inhale."

"A camel never sees its own hump."

"Duty is ours, results are God's."

"Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy."

"Women constitute half the world's population, perform nearly two-thirds of its work hours, receive one-tenth of the world's income and own less than one-hundredth of the world's property."

"Few are agreeable in conversation, because each thinks more of what he intends to say than of what others are saying, and listens no more when he himself has a chance to speak."

"I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world."