"Morality is the greatest of all tools for leading mankind by the nose."

"Without music, life would be a mistake."

"Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine."

"In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point."

"Digressions, objections, delight in mockery, carefree mistrust are signs of health; everything unconditional belongs in pathology."

"At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid."

"A human being can stand any amout of pain."

"I will say this about being an optimist-- even when things don't turn out well, you are certain they will get better."

"Death is not the worst that can happen to men."

"A Dream is where a boy can swim in the deepest oceans and fly over the highest clouds."

"Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them keeps paying for it."

"A hundred objective measurements didn't sum the worth of a garden; only the delight of its users did that. Only the use made it mean something."