"If they laid all the coeds from Yale end to end...I wouldn't be surprised."

"Famous actress bragging about her husband: Look at him, isn't he beautiful I have kept him for seven years now' Dorothy Parker: Don't Worry--he'll come back in style'"

"I've never been a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it."

"By whom?"

"Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves."

"The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism."

"Gold for friends, Lead for foes."

"What is yours is mine, and all mine is yours."

"God is really only another artist, he made the elephant, giraffe and cat. He has no real style but keeps trying new ideas."

"The covers of this book are too far apart."

"She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake."

"If a man does his best, what more is there to ask for?"